Ready to see what Beauregard had to say?
Which do you like better, being under water or being on land?
Everything in moderation. My underwater ballet skills are quite impressive I must say and I do enjoy a good swim. Some of my dearest friends though aren't skilled at swimming and spend all of their time on land and I do so enjoy their company.
How long can you hold your breath underwater?
Approximately 5 minutes.
Have you rescued a damsel in distress yet?
Alas no, but I am actively seeking damsel rescuing opportunities.
Have you ever been in love?
Alas! No again! Undoubtedly, rescuing a damsel will correct this unfortunate situation.
When eating Chinese food, what do you order?
Extra fortune cookies. What better way to find fame and fortune than a fortune cookie?
Nuts or no nuts on your sundae?
Coke or Pepsi?
I decline to answer. It would be most unfortunate if in the future one of these beverage companies would ask me to be a spokesperson and read this interview and find I had declared their competitor my soft drink of choice. Most unfortunate indeed.
How much wood does the woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck could chuck wood?
I suspect it would depend on the woodchuck, would it not ?
Boxers or briefs?
As a gentleman, I feel it would not be proper for me to answer this question.
Who is your favorite comedian?
Mervyn the sea lion is a never ending source of delightful knock knock jokes.
Have you read Journey to the Center of the Earth?
Yes I have.
Did you like it?
It was a delightful read
Does it make you think of Brendan Fraser?
Now it does. I would have been a better choice.
Are you ok with that, or did I just make you remember Dudley Do Right? And The Mummy? And George of the Jungle?
I'm rather not ok with all of these! I would have been a much better choice for all of those parts.
Are you mad at me?
I won't hold against you. How were you to know such questions would bring up memories of disappointment.
Can I give you a squeeze?
Of course. I think a good hug is in order after the reminder of the movie roles I have not been offered.